My Drunk Kitchen: Pizza John (x)
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the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
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(Reblogged from srhaller)
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history
it’s been ten years
favourite characters
› spike
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what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
DO THIS. PLEASE. I’LL DO THE SAME TOMORROW NIGHT WHEN I RETURN HOME!!!!
my kind of music
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